Be warned: this is not for most people. In fact, it’s probably not for you because you’re reading this instead of living life like a warrior. So, if you’re ready here we go.
A good Charlie Sheen Bachelor Party involves making all of your dreams come true and having the rest of the world envious at your life. If you want to try and pull it off over a weekend we recommend the following:
- Rent the nicest location (suite, mansion, island, underwater city) that you can possibly find. Make sure it has a huge theatre screen that has porn playing 24X7.
- Hire enough goddesses, porn stars, strippers, bikini models, and hot young girls so that there is at least a 17 to 1 ratio of naked girls to warrior guys.
- Be generous with the girls to ensure their silence
- Alert Howard 100, TMZ and every other news channel to sleep 150ft. away waiting for news.
- Half way through the party, turn off all music for seven minutes and solve global warming.
- Ensure there are multiple beds in your bedroom (each bed full of girls) and choose which bed to pass out in each night.
- Call Webster’s to tell them that the next version of the dictionary should have a picture of you next to the definition for WINNING. Update Wikipedia too.
- PLANBETTER Great bachelor parties come from great plans. Learn from your Guru Charlie and get a plan for your next bachelor party to ensure it turns out great.
You’ll probably never reach the Power of Sheen, but it’ll be one hell of a weekend. Good luck!
Mike – Atlantic City Bachelor Party