If you don’t know why Halloween weekend would be the best weekend of the year for a bachelor party than you’re really not thinking too hard so we’ll break it down for you.
Top Reasons Why Halloween Weekend is the Best Weekend of the Year for a Bachelor Party
Costumes – Halloween weekend gives every girl the “permission” to get dressed up as slutty as they possibly can. Don’t believe us – type “girl Halloween costume” into Google search and see what comes up. Every costume is designed to be small, show skin, and fulfill every male fantasy out there.
Crowds – go out on a Halloween weekend and you’ll find that just about every place is packed. Sure, this can be a pain if you didn’t get a VIP reservation ahead of time, but if you did it means that the place will be filled up with girls in slutty costumes.
Out Without Your Girlfriend/Wife – because it’s a “holiday” weekend if you try and just go out for a regular party night with your guy friends, your wife or girlfriend is highly likely to be severely pissed off and you’ll end up having to stay in, or not getting laid for months. However, if you get to say, “I want to go out with you but I have to go out with just the guys because it’s a bachelor party” it won’t be your fault and she’ll be much less pissed off (at you at least). BAM! Now you can enjoy the benefits of the weekend without having every guy stare at your girlfriend/wife in a slutty costume too.
Promotion – because of the crowds, and because it’s a holiday weekend pretty much every club will be doing some kind of big promotion to try and attract the largest crowd.
Group Costumes – because you’re going out with a whole bachelor party full of guys this means that you could really get some killer coordinated costumes and really stand out in the crowd. May we suggest the Oompa Loompas (and bring the song on CD to the club and work out the synchronized dance beforehand), teletubbies, superheros, the thriller dancers, "official" mascot costumes like the ones in the pic at the bottom, or the Harlem Globetrotters. Just remember that access to your mouth for drinking purposes is key.
Those are just the tip of the iceberg of reasons why Halloween weekend is by far the best weekend of the year for a bachelor party. If you don’t believe us, just throw a bachelor party on that weekend and test it out – we’re sure you’ll be glad you did.
Trick or Treat,
Mike – Atlantic City Bachelor Party