If anyone deserves an amazing party, it’s the guys that were stuck down the mine in Chile (and the guys that figured out how to bring them up). We’d like to help celebrate their rescue by giving you the info. to throw your own Chilean Miner Bachelor Party.
First, get matching coverall jumpsuits, boots, sunglasses, helmets with those flashlights attached to the top, and at least one pick and one shovel. After your entire party is outfitted in your mining clothes you’ll then want to make sure that for the rest of the night you only speak Spanish.
As it turns out, the guys were stuck down there for 69 days. Yup, 69! So, because of that, next we’ll talk about how to bring the strippers into the Chilean Miner Bachelor Party. I think it would be a safe bet to believe that a group of guys at a bachelor party is probably as horny and worked up as a group of miners stuck underground for 69 days.
The stripper portion of the Chilean Miner Bachelor Party experience goes like this: get all the guys in your group and go into the bathroom of your hotel, turn off all the lights, then bring in the girls. While you’re thinking that the cramped quarters are tough and you’re wondering how you fit 23 guys and 3 girls into a bathroom just remember that it should only last an hour or two and to enjoy the fact that there’s a chance that at least someone touching you is a girl.
The rest of the night should include enough alcohol and partying to make the group delirious – because afterall, how could someone be underground for that long and not be a little nuts when they first come out.
The one thing you probably don’t want to do at your Chilean Miner Bachelor Party – have the mistress and the fiancé’ of the bachelor show up to the same place.
If anyone can help us get a hold of any of those guys please direct them our way. We’d like to fly them to Atlantic City and throw them the greatest party they’ve ever seen. In the meantime, why don’t you contact us and we’ll throw you the best bachelor party you’ve ever seen.
Later,
Mike – Atlantic City Bachelor Party
First, get matching coverall jumpsuits, boots, sunglasses, helmets with those flashlights attached to the top, and at least one pick and one shovel. After your entire party is outfitted in your mining clothes you’ll then want to make sure that for the rest of the night you only speak Spanish.
As it turns out, the guys were stuck down there for 69 days. Yup, 69! So, because of that, next we’ll talk about how to bring the strippers into the Chilean Miner Bachelor Party. I think it would be a safe bet to believe that a group of guys at a bachelor party is probably as horny and worked up as a group of miners stuck underground for 69 days.
The stripper portion of the Chilean Miner Bachelor Party experience goes like this: get all the guys in your group and go into the bathroom of your hotel, turn off all the lights, then bring in the girls. While you’re thinking that the cramped quarters are tough and you’re wondering how you fit 23 guys and 3 girls into a bathroom just remember that it should only last an hour or two and to enjoy the fact that there’s a chance that at least someone touching you is a girl.
The rest of the night should include enough alcohol and partying to make the group delirious – because afterall, how could someone be underground for that long and not be a little nuts when they first come out.
The one thing you probably don’t want to do at your Chilean Miner Bachelor Party – have the mistress and the fiancé’ of the bachelor show up to the same place.
If anyone can help us get a hold of any of those guys please direct them our way. We’d like to fly them to Atlantic City and throw them the greatest party they’ve ever seen. In the meantime, why don’t you contact us and we’ll throw you the best bachelor party you’ve ever seen.
Later,
Mike – Atlantic City Bachelor Party
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