Ideas for your AC Bachelor Party – Part 5:
- get there early enough to hit a beach bar during the day
- hire a midget to do midget tossing (we can make it happen, and yes, this guy prefers to be called a midget)
- bring bike helmets with you and have the bachelor wear it out to the bar. When asked by girls what he’s doing just say he was recently in a major car accident that hasn’t fully healed yet and he has a huge soft spot on his head you can touch and almost feel his brain, and the accident also made his penis 3 times bigger.
So don’t forget – the bachelor party is a once in a lifetime event for the bachelor (usually – unless you have 2 parties, but that’s one of our little secrets we can explain to you). So… do whatever you have to to make it the best fucking time of his (and your) life.
Brian – Atlantic City Bachelor Party Package Master